Saturday July 19th - Edinburgh Castle - Various Artists.
Back in May 2014 I heard that BBC One were doing a live gig in July at Edinburgh Castle.
Presented by The One Show’s Alex Jones, the line-up included some acts I was keen to see, namely Paloma Faith, Smokey Robinson, Rizzle Kicks and OneRepublic.
The line-up also included plenty of popular classical performers - Il Divo, Katherine Jenkins, Alfie Boe and the BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra.
The music was to be interspersed with comedy on the night: "as Bill Bailey performs his unique brand of musical humour and Fred MacAulay makes a special guest appearance."
"Sounds like it might be a good night out" I thought to myself and shelled out for the tickets.
As the date approached - other acts were added: Jessie J (who made some fatuous reference to "deep fried mars bars" when asked about playing in Scotland), Culture Club (newly reformed - this was to be the first time the 80s group had performed together in 15 years), Kaiser Chiefs (no introduction necessary), Ella Henderson (X-Factor finalist 2012) and Pumeza Matshikiza (S. African soprano).
The night of the concert was a wet one. Thick mist, heavy intermittent rain, but not too cold. Armed with waterproofs, hats and a strange assortment of plastic ponchos, the crowd filled the seats. The mist was so dense that you couldn't tell there was a castle behind the stage, and it was tough to see one end of the Castle Esplanade from the other, but the crowd seemed up for some fun.
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| Pillars in the mist |
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| Caped crusaders |
So, before everything kicked off, before cheery Alex Jones appeared, before any band took to the stage, we got the "warm-up comedian". He gave instructions to the audience about how we should react when one of the many hand-held cameras panned past our happy faces (hands in the air, scream as loud as you can) and generally warmed up the wet and cold crowd.
Then, still before the BBC cameras started rolling, the Kaiser Chiefs came on to much applause. They explained that they were going to do one number before filming began, so that we could all practise being excited, and launched into "I Predict A Riot" (the link is amateur dodgy footage).
Despite being slightly unimpressed with the constant instruction on how happy we should all try to appear, I actually enjoyed this kick-off number by the Chiefs. Ricky Wilson (smaller than I imagined for some reason) bouncing all over the stage and kicking over his mike stand - so rock n roll!
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| Kaiser Chiefs |
Then, with the crowd suitably warmed up, just as the cameras started filming live, the bottom half of the right-hand impressive video pillar gave up the ghost and stopped working. The crowd didn't care as the Kaisers launched into "Ruby Ruby Ruby" and then "Coming Home" but I'll bet the myriads of stage crew probably had the voice of Live Event Production Manager, Steve Nolan, in their ears as they battled to get the damn thing working - which they eventually did, just after the Kaisers finished.
Jessie J was up next. Dressed appropriately for the weather, she performed Price Tag and Keep Us Together
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| Jessie J |
The crowd sang along to the extended version of Price Tag, but the "brand new track from my new album" Keep Us Together lost the momentum thus far. Jessie seemed to enjoy it though :-)
I was quite looking forward to Rizzle Kicks and when they started their set with Down With The Trumpets backed by the full brass section of the BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra, things were sounding pretty good.
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| Rizzle Kicks |
Unfortunately their second number Tell Her was a fine example of harmonies gone wrong. No auto-tune out there lads... I had to admit, this was dire!
Bill Bailey was up next, doing his unique style of comedy laced with music, this time based on the Match of the Day theme tune.... the lounge version, Polish cartoon version, Jewish folk song version and so on. Bill definitely raised a smile or three with the audience.
Paloma Faith was the next act on stage. I like Paloma - always slightly off the wall, but what a voice. Given that Rizzle Kicks were not as good as I'd hoped, my fingers were crossed for Paloma.
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| Paloma Faith |
She came on (during a particularly misty weather moment) with her three backing vocalists and some very high shoes, said "Hello beautiful people" to the crowd and gave us Only Love Can Hurt Like This and Trouble With My Baby
No disappointment here - I loved her performance, just wished there had been more than two songs.
"Local boy made good" Ronnie Corbett was on next, in his dinner jacket and dodgy tartan trousers.
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| Ronnie Corbett |
He started with an a cappella version of Westering Home (with lyrics related to his lack of height) which wasn't even slightly funny. He then started to tell a joke about him and his wife travelling up to Edinburgh by train, but completely lost the plot, forgot what he was going to say and stuttered on for a few seconds. I'm not sure if it was too much hospitality before coming on, or if he is actually ill, but it was pretty embarrassing. Fortunately he cut to his introduction of the next act...
Katherine Jenkins and Alfie Boe came on and performed Barcelona.
It was ok, but not great.
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| Kathy and Alfie |
Alex Jones thought it was "Brill-ee-ant" so maybe I was just being over critical.
Previously unannounced, we then got Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott (Beautiful South) who didn't waste time with pleasantries but quickly gave us DIY and Happy Hour.
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| Beautiful South |
This was cheerful singalong stuff, and the crowd seemed to enjoy.
Ella Henderson was introduced next and she came on confidently to perform a couple of songs - Ghost and Believe.
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| Ella Henderson |
Her cover of Cher's Believe was pretty good and definitely the better of the two songs. The crowd joined in and accompanied her on the last chorus.
Fred MacAulay was up next - he did a short stand-up routine which was slow to start, but did get some laughs as he talked about his December Kilimanjaro trip and the Band Aid song "There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time".
One Republic were next and once again, I had reasonable expectations having heard some of their live recordings before. They performed Counting Stars and Love Runs Out. Counting Stars sounded a little pedestrian and by the numbers, but Love Runs Out was pretty good.
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| One Republic |
However, I have to admit to being very slightly disappointed - I think they'd be much better in a smaller more intimate venue.
Alex Jones then introduced Boy George but it was just a quick chat about how long it was since he'd performed live before Il Divo came on and murdered Amazing Grace.
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| Il Divo |
This was muzak at its most mediocre, despite the efforts of the massed pipes and drums of the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards.
Bill Bailey came on again to provide some comedy relief
After the earlier faux classical offerings it was a refreshing change to hear Pumeza Matshikiza the S. African soprano.
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| Pumeza Matshikiza |
She sang Thula Baba/O Mio Babbino from the Castle entrance just behind the stage. Her performance was such a stark contrast to the mediocre tunes from Katherine Jenkins, Alfie Boe and Il Divo. This was one of the highlights of the concert for me.
Culture Club looked pretty good as they trouped on and they sounded good too. George's voice seems to have improved with age.
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| Culture Club |
They did Do You Really Want To Hurt Me and Karma Chameleon great saxophone on the latter. Unexpectedly good performance from Culture Club - old material, but still sounding good.
Bill Bailey was back to cheer us up with his "car-horn-o-phone" medley, the highlight of which was the 1812 Overture with Castle cannon backing.
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| Bill Bailey |
Alex Jones then introduced Smokey Robinson - great set, but unfortunately all the individual video footage has been removed from YouTube with the exception of his duet with Jessie J on Cruisin'
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| Smokey Robinson |
Unless of course you can find the whole concert footage and sit through it until about 1:45:00 to hear Tears Of A Clown, Cruisin', Tracks Of My Tears in that order. Tracks of my Tears was the stand-out song, with audience participation. Smokey's voice was good, and he looked quite fit for his age, but his face did look a little bit stretched :-)
Smokey left the stage and from the back of the Castle esplanade former swimmer Gregor Tait and former track athlete Lee McConnell jogged in to a burst of The Proclaimers’ 500 Miles from the pipes of the Royal Dragoon Guards. This was the final leg of the Queen’s Baton Relay, before it went to Glasgow for the Games opening ceremony. The baton was handed over to Fred MacAulay to transport it to Glasgow. Alex Jones had to take charge of Ronnie Corbett who was wandering aimlessly on the stage, but as she shepherded him on stage, he stepped on the hem of her dress and ripped it big-time!
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| Ripped! |
Alex coped admirably and while keeping Ronnie out of harms way, she introduced the final and previously unannounced act...Incongruously enough it was John Miles with his one big hit Music which was performed in rousing (if slightly overblown) fashion, by Miles himself at an all white grand piano, the full Scottish Symphony Orchestra and London Community Choir, while the castle was lit up in the misty background by an impressive closing firework display.
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| John Miles |
All in all it was an interesting evening. Less of a concert, more of a TV spectacle I think, but there were some memorable moments - sometimes for all the wrong reasons!
The Full Live BBC broadcast was available here (2hr 10min), but sadly no longer and I can't find an alternative.
